Dear God

I hate cleaning. Why are you smiling like that? I don’t mind once I start though. It’s quite fun to see what the brown mucky thing actually is. Did you just chuckle? umm… i’ve got a billion questions which you never seem to answer… but umm… it was nice to hear you laugh. Makes the questions…um much smaller… miniscule. hmmm do solar systems go in to reverse polarity when you laugh?