Conspiracies are very important to give us a sense of meaning that is exciting. Nothing can rouse a passion and a sense of purpose than the imagination of being persecuted. So the laughable account of many Indians considering the recent BBC documentary as some kind of Western conspiracy is nothing new. What a lot of us don’t get is that a general prejudice isn’t a conspiracy. So here’s my abridged list of global conspiracies.
UK – It’s a European conspiracy
US – It’s a Socialist conspiracy
India – It’s a Western conspiracy
Pakistan – It’s an Indian conspiracy
Atheists – It’s a religious conspiracy
Christians – It’s an atheist, Muslim conspiracy
Muslims – It’s an atheist, Christian conspiracy
Ethnic migrants in the West – It’s a white conspiracy
White people – It’s a multicultural conspiracy
Men – It’s a feminist conspiracy
Dogs – it’s a cat conspiracy
Fish – It’s a Land creature conspiracy
Amoeba – …..