zorro was walking around the town
suddenly one guy jumped at him and before you could say zorro
he’d chucked zorro in the nearby river
zorro was a bit puzzled and a bit wet
he shuffled out of the river and before he could say ‘zorro’!
he found himself back in the river again!
now zorro isn’t a bad chap
but he thought there was something fishy in all this
so he shuffled back onshore
he was back in the water
he called out in a beautiful Spanish accent
what you doing like this for?
and the man said
nothing personal hokay?
but eet ees my girlfriend
she eh the
ah ditched me”
went on the man
“I’m drowning my zorros”